01陰陽怪氣型The authors are amateur.你丫怕不是個兼職吧?!Did you have seizure while writing this sentence? Because I fell like I had one while reading it.你寫的時候,有沒有癲癇我不知道;反正我讀的時候,感覺自己是有的。This article reads like an advertisement for XXX這文章確定不是在為XXX打廣告?This is a very difficult paper to review, and difficult – even painful – to read如芒刺背、如鯁在喉、如坐針氈!!I started reading this manuscript with much anticipation. But my enthusiasm was short lived.人生若只如初見!!我滿懷期待讀這篇文章,但熱情卻很快夭折了。The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about.寫作水平和數據展示讓我整個人都不好了,我不得不提前下班,早點回家,花點時間思考到底什么是人生。02暴躁失智型This paper makes no contribution.這文章么有錘子貢獻。I have rarely a more blown-up and annoy paper in the last couple of years than this hot-air balloon manuscript.幾年來,我從沒讀過像這篇熱臭屁一樣煩人的文章!The biggest problem with manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.這篇文章問題太多了,特別是這個寫作風格,簡直摧殘了哥身體里的求生意志,真想自掛東南枝!“Done! Difficult task, I don’t wish to think about constipation and faecal flora during my holidays! But, once a referee, always and anywhere a referee; we are good boy scouts in the research wilderness. Even under the sun and near a wonderful beach.“收工!太不容易了。我才不想裝著一腦子便秘和糞便菌落來度假。但是,一朝做了審稿人,永遠都是審稿人,到哪兒都是審稿人,即使身處灑滿陽光的沙灘,我們是科研荒野中勇敢的童子軍。“The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student.”就算回到本科生時期,我都會拒掉這種水平的投稿。This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future.這篇論文爛到家了,請徹底拒稿!然后攔截他的電子郵件ID,杜絕他再來投稿。Reject–More holes than my grandad’s string vest!拒!漏洞比我爺爺網眼背心上的網眼還要多!